Angry Video Game Nerd

AVGN Theme Lyrics
Angry Video Game Nerd Lyrics

Verse 1
He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Verse 2
When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three.
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit...

Verse 3
They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck.
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd.
He's the Angry....
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd


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Thanks for coming to check out the AVGN Thme song. When you are done here, you can check out some of my other music at my myspace. It's a little different than the AVGN Theme, but I hope you like it!

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This is the original, full length Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song.
2 minutes 50 seconds

Music by: Kyle Justin
Lyrics by: James Rolfe and Kyle Justin

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